The
website of back-ordered-ness,
what a
concept!
It is a
glitch in the elaboration of the desire plane.
It is
the idle ink on the tip of the cartoonist's pen.
Why if
orders were buffalo
and our
minds first settlers,
what a
big vast valley
of
back-ordered-ness grazing has become.
And now,
approachability:
please
go to the web site of back-ordered-ness,
current
and all inclusive,
up to
the moment accounts
of all
of back-ordered-ness.
No need
of weeping for the lack there of.
It is a
holding pattern
in a
sociologist's deductive dream state.
A demand
so high,
it could
not realistically be anticipated.
Who
knew?
What we
would give to know
how to
create such demand!
What is
the cause of need?
Imagine,
shortages of fresh water,
anticipatory
stockpiles of dried goods,
toilet
paper, all kinds of ropes and tapes,
American
flags, gasoline cans, guns.
beyond
that, we will virtually accept
almost
anything as need.
Sorry,
out of stock.
(that would be . . . back ordered to you).
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